I know they mean well, but….

As February is Heart Month, various fund raisers for the Heart and Stroke Association of BC are planned at work. One of them takes place today in the form of a bake sale today in the cafeteria.

In a building full of geeks that sit on their ass talking on the phone all day, located in a town where no one has ever turned down seconds and my fat ass doesn’t stand out as much as when I’m home in Abbotsford or in Vancouver, you are promoting Heart Month with the sale of sugar and carbohydrate laden goodies?

If I wasn’t sick, I’d be down there being a trouble maker.

“Can you point me to the Heart Healthy cookies?”